Slurpee Machine by Happy Bird Seeds

Slurpee Machine strain photo
Type indica/sativaFlower ±53 daysCross Green Crack × Purple Cosmo

Slurpee Machine is an indica-leaning cannabis strain from Happy Bird Seeds, bred by crossing Green Crack × Purple Cosmo. Indoors it typically finishes flowering in around 53 days after the flip to 12/12. The environment targets below are the same stage-by-stage bands the Cultivar journal grades real Slurpee Machine grows against.

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BreederHappy Bird Seeds
Typeindica/sativa
Flowering time±53 days
EnvironmentIndoors
LineageGreen Crack × Purple Cosmo

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Growing Slurpee Machine: what to expect

As an indica-leaning plant, expect a modest stretch after the flip (roughly 50–100%) and dense bud structure — which makes late-flower humidity discipline the main risk: keep RH in the 40s once buds fatten to stay ahead of mold. Growers familiar with Green Crack or Purple Cosmo will recognize much of its behavior. Whatever the listing says, the cut in YOUR tent is the ground truth: log feedings, readings, and photos, and let the trends — not the label — drive decisions.

Slurpee Machine FAQ

How long does Slurpee Machine take to flower?

Slurpee Machine typically flowers in around 53 days after switching to a 12/12 light schedule. Individual phenotypes vary, so judge harvest readiness by trichome color, not the calendar.

Is Slurpee Machine an indica or a sativa?

Slurpee Machine is listed as indica/sativa.

What are the parents of Slurpee Machine?

Slurpee Machine was bred from Green Crack × Purple Cosmo by Happy Bird Seeds.

What environment does Slurpee Machine like?

Standard cannabis bands work well: VPD 0.8–1.1 kPa in veg and 1.0–1.4 kPa in flower, with humidity stepping down from 65–75% as a seedling to 40–50% in late flower. See the stage-by-stage table on this page.

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