Pineapple Funk by Holy Smoke Seeds
Growers reach for Pineapple Funk as an indica-leaning option, a cross of Hawaii Sativa × The Real Mc Coy out of Holy Smoke Seeds. Indoors it typically finishes flowering in around 70 days after the flip to 12/12. Reported THC is 24%. The environment targets below are the same stage-by-stage bands the Cultivar journal grades real Pineapple Funk grows against.
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| Breeder | Holy Smoke Seeds |
|---|---|
| Type | 75% Sativa / 25% Indica |
| Flowering time | ±70 days |
| THC | 24% |
| Environment | Greenhouse |
| Lineage | Hawaii Sativa × The Real Mc Coy |
| Descendants | Thunderbud |
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Growing Pineapple Funk: what to expect
As an indica-leaning plant, expect a modest stretch after the flip (roughly 50–100%) and dense bud structure — which makes late-flower humidity discipline the main risk: keep RH in the 40s once buds fatten to stay ahead of mold. Growers familiar with Hawaii Sativa or The Real Mc Coy will recognize much of its behavior. Whatever the listing says, the cut in YOUR tent is the ground truth: log feedings, readings, and photos, and let the trends — not the label — drive decisions.
Pineapple Funk FAQ
How long does Pineapple Funk take to flower?
Pineapple Funk typically flowers in around 70 days after switching to a 12/12 light schedule. Individual phenotypes vary, so judge harvest readiness by trichome color, not the calendar.
Is Pineapple Funk an indica or a sativa?
Pineapple Funk is listed as 75% Sativa / 25% Indica.
What are the parents of Pineapple Funk?
Pineapple Funk was bred from Hawaii Sativa × The Real Mc Coy by Holy Smoke Seeds.
How strong is Pineapple Funk?
Reported THC for Pineapple Funk is 24%. Actual potency depends heavily on environment, harvest ripeness, and cure quality.
What environment does Pineapple Funk like?
Standard cannabis bands work well: VPD 0.8–1.1 kPa in veg and 1.0–1.4 kPa in flower, with humidity stepping down from 65–75% as a seedling to 40–50% in late flower. See the stage-by-stage table on this page.
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