Flatbrainers by Scapegoat Genetics
Flatbrainers is an indica-leaning cannabis strain from Scapegoat Genetics, bred by crossing Chem D × Nom Nom. Indoors it typically finishes flowering in around 63 days after the flip to 12/12. The environment targets below are the same stage-by-stage bands the Cultivar journal grades real Flatbrainers grows against.
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| Breeder | Scapegoat Genetics |
|---|---|
| Type | indica/sativa |
| Flowering time | ±63 days |
| Environment | Outdoors |
| Lineage | Chem D × Nom Nom |
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Growing Flatbrainers: what to expect
As an indica-leaning plant, expect a modest stretch after the flip (roughly 50–100%) and dense bud structure — which makes late-flower humidity discipline the main risk: keep RH in the 40s once buds fatten to stay ahead of mold. Growers familiar with Chem D or Nom Nom will recognize much of its behavior. Whatever the listing says, the cut in YOUR tent is the ground truth: log feedings, readings, and photos, and let the trends — not the label — drive decisions.
Flatbrainers FAQ
How long does Flatbrainers take to flower?
Flatbrainers typically flowers in around 63 days after switching to a 12/12 light schedule. Individual phenotypes vary, so judge harvest readiness by trichome color, not the calendar.
Is Flatbrainers an indica or a sativa?
Flatbrainers is listed as indica/sativa.
What are the parents of Flatbrainers?
Flatbrainers was bred from Chem D × Nom Nom by Scapegoat Genetics.
What environment does Flatbrainers like?
Standard cannabis bands work well: VPD 0.8–1.1 kPa in veg and 1.0–1.4 kPa in flower, with humidity stepping down from 65–75% as a seedling to 40–50% in late flower. See the stage-by-stage table on this page.
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