Beam Me Up Bitch by Bakery Genetics
Bred by Bakery Genetics from Miracle Alien Cookies × Martian Punchbowl, Beam Me Up Bitch is an indica-leaning cannabis variety. Indoors it typically finishes flowering in around 63 days after the flip to 12/12. The environment targets below are the same stage-by-stage bands the Cultivar journal grades real Beam Me Up Bitch grows against.
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| Breeder | Bakery Genetics |
|---|---|
| Type | indica/sativa |
| Flowering time | ±63 days |
| Environment | Outdoors, Greenhouse |
| Lineage | Miracle Alien Cookies × Martian Punchbowl |
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Growing Beam Me Up Bitch: what to expect
As an indica-leaning plant, expect a modest stretch after the flip (roughly 50–100%) and dense bud structure — which makes late-flower humidity discipline the main risk: keep RH in the 40s once buds fatten to stay ahead of mold. Growers familiar with Miracle Alien Cookies or Martian Punchbowl will recognize much of its behavior. Whatever the listing says, the cut in YOUR tent is the ground truth: log feedings, readings, and photos, and let the trends — not the label — drive decisions.
Beam Me Up Bitch FAQ
How long does Beam Me Up Bitch take to flower?
Beam Me Up Bitch typically flowers in around 63 days after switching to a 12/12 light schedule. Individual phenotypes vary, so judge harvest readiness by trichome color, not the calendar.
Is Beam Me Up Bitch an indica or a sativa?
Beam Me Up Bitch is listed as indica/sativa.
What are the parents of Beam Me Up Bitch?
Beam Me Up Bitch was bred from Miracle Alien Cookies × Martian Punchbowl by Bakery Genetics.
What environment does Beam Me Up Bitch like?
Standard cannabis bands work well: VPD 0.8–1.1 kPa in veg and 1.0–1.4 kPa in flower, with humidity stepping down from 65–75% as a seedling to 40–50% in late flower. See the stage-by-stage table on this page.
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