Asshat by TCVG Shit
Asshat, from breeder TCVG Shit, is a sativa-leaning strain descended from Big Laughing × Gorilla Grape. Indoors it typically finishes flowering in around 67 days after the flip to 12/12. The environment targets below are the same stage-by-stage bands the Cultivar journal grades real Asshat grows against.
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| Breeder | TCVG Shit |
|---|---|
| Type | mostly sativa |
| Flowering time | ±67 days |
| Environment | Outdoors |
| Lineage | Big Laughing × Gorilla Grape |
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Growing Asshat: what to expect
As a sativa-leaning plant, plan for a big stretch after the flip (often 100–200%) — flip earlier than feels natural and keep training options ready. Sativa-leaning plants also generally prefer a lighter feed than heavy indicas. Growers familiar with Big Laughing or Gorilla Grape will recognize much of its behavior. Whatever the listing says, the cut in YOUR tent is the ground truth: log feedings, readings, and photos, and let the trends — not the label — drive decisions.
Asshat FAQ
How long does Asshat take to flower?
Asshat typically flowers in around 67 days after switching to a 12/12 light schedule. Individual phenotypes vary, so judge harvest readiness by trichome color, not the calendar.
Is Asshat an indica or a sativa?
Asshat is listed as mostly sativa.
What are the parents of Asshat?
Asshat was bred from Big Laughing × Gorilla Grape by TCVG Shit.
What environment does Asshat like?
Standard cannabis bands work well: VPD 0.8–1.1 kPa in veg and 1.0–1.4 kPa in flower, with humidity stepping down from 65–75% as a seedling to 40–50% in late flower. See the stage-by-stage table on this page.
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